Fun & Laughs

Do you like texts, calls or FaceTime?

You can never be too much for a modern woman.
Shii you can be 6ft 10 and she be like:
“I had a dream last night of a 7ft 10 guy, you ain’t shii, Short King…”

Her ex didn’t clip his nails but she thinks she’s too prestige for you.

Seven has 'even' in it

That's odd

If you accidently give someone a glue stick instead of a lipstick

You won't be hearing from them since

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

What do you call a plane that goes backwards?

A receding airline

She tells her non-Muslim boyfriend she doesn’t eat pork for “religious reasons”.

My flag is not Green or Red anymore! It’s White, now I only want peace either it’s mental peace or rest in peace.😵😴

I’m the kind of woman who keeps it mysterious…
but my du’as have all the details, screenshots, and evidence.
🌙📿🙂
The key lesson: nobody knows… except Allah.