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Muzz dating cycle:
Step 1: Match
Step 2: "Assalamualaikum"
Step 3: "How are you"
Step 4: Silence for 3 days
Step 5: Unmatch
Step 6: Repeat
We are NOT okay. 😭
Thats how i imagine girls talking to each other
Sometimes I wonder why we need to understand women 😅 because even if we understand them well and know their feelings, they will try in every way to show the opposite 😅
date a nurse correctly.
that means snacks, foot rubs, forehead kisses, and zero complicated conversations until she has showered.
I was delivering parcels .
This customer forgot his GF's date of birth for age verification and she saw the whole thing through Ringbell camera !
She goes "You are deadman! Wait till i get home !"😅
Broooooooooo!!!
If she starts dropping Rumi quotes out of nowhere you know what that means right??? 👀
Yes siree Bob! She’s going through a break-up. She’s fragile rn. And now is the best time to manipulate her. Make your move champ. She needs a shoulder. 😈