Fun & Laughs

What isn't meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand 💃

Nothing says "I'm loyal, serious and looking for something real" quite like sending the exact same message to me and other friends on the same dating site 💀

At this point, we're not dating... we're conducting a group project

The copy-paste game is wild:

"You're special"
"You're different"
"I've never felt this connection before"

Sir, we compared notes. The connection was Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

If trust, loyalty and sincerity are your top values, maybe start by remembering who you've sent the same speech to 😏

And honestly, when a man says he's loyal, I no longer ask for proof

I just ask my friends if they've received the same opening message 🤭

I have no game…

…I’m also terrible at flirting and…

…even worse at getting a girl to fall in love with me.
🤭

Please stop telling about your past experiences either on Muzz or other dating
I am only interested to know you and talk about us
I am not responsible for what others did and do not care to know what others are doing
Talk about yourself and us

How it started…
Her: who hurt you? 🤨

How it ended…
Her: lmk when you get home 😘

The most dangerous phrase on Muzz:
"You seem different from the rest."
Brother. Sister.
We are ALL the same.
Tired. Hopeful. Slightly delusional. Refreshing the app every 20 minutes.
Nobody is different.
We are all just really good at pretending during the first week. 😭💀

Muzz really has you out here doing this:
Open app. See notifications. Get excited.
It's a like from someone with no photo. 😭
Check anyway.
Bio says "serious only."
Profile empty since 2022.
Close app.
Reopen app 4 minutes later.
Ya Allah give me strength AND a spouse. Both. Now. 🤲😂

Me before joining Muzz vs after:
Before:
"I want someone deep, spiritual, emotionally intelligent, ambitious, kind, funny, and genuine." 🌟
After 2 weeks:
"Bro just reply. That's it. Just reply." 😭
Standards didn't lower.
Expectations just became more... realistic. 💀

Dating app stages of grief:
Denial: This app will work. I just need the right bio.
Anger: WHY DID THEY READ IT AND NOT REPLY. 😭
Bargaining: Ya Allah if you send me one good match I will pray all my sunnah forever. 🤲
Depression: stares at 0 new messages at 2am
Acceptance: Maybe I'll just marry whoever my mom suggests. She was right all along. 😂

I love listening to people’s problems. It helps me forget my own.