Fun and Games

Yesterday, my girlfriend said she needed to take a break from me… so I gave her a Kit Kat.

My crush : how dark is your sense of humor

Me: not that that dark I would say it's pretty normal

My sense of humor:

Same here lol

I burst out laughing.

Is anyone awake.?

🗡️..just started my new job 🪓as an executioner..🪚 I'll be heading there soon..👤

🛑✋🏼I didn't want to believe my dad, a 🚦 traffic cop, was stealing from his job...🚧..but when I got home, all the signs were there..🚳⛔🚸☢️♿

Something light-hearted before the weekday starts, and for those that are feeling down at the moment.

Hi girl 🎀😍

https://youtube.com/shorts/bnFLyo863Vs?si=ruHWR_bQbtKV39WZ

The mandem can relate to this fr 😩. The guy was ready to become a nanny for shawty 🤣🤣