Fun and Games

🖐🏼Wifey: I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse..Hubby: You look like something I drew with my left hand. 🤚🏼✏️

I'm new here can anyone guide how this work??

🔭👔Boss: Why do I always have to come looking for you?..Me: Because a good worker is hard to find. 🚗👞💼

What is everyone's favorite anime of all time? Either recent or from a while back?

Proud of my English boys. I will pay my taxes this year as a response. I will pay the tax on ham...ham is haraam but this is the one ham I make an exception for...Belling Ham. France took us lightly...there is a historical precedent there, I think.

💸 Wifey: Why did you buy shampoo this time instead of letting me go?.💳...Hubby: Because I saved $236.81 from the last time you went to buy shampoo..

🏦 Bank teller: Sir, why did you wait 3 months before reporting your debit card missing?💳💸..Hubby: Because the thief 🏧was spending a lot less than my wife was..

I'm not a good cook but I definitely cooked my life,
Now it's roasted, toasted, burned, fried, steamed, baked!

🫕BBQ at My Place!! 🏡..let me introduce you to my friends.. don't step on the guy in front of my door, that's Matt.. the one hanging on the wall, Art.. the two by the window are Curt and Rod.. this is Rob, he steals every time he comes over.. Myles drove some distance to get here.. the one on the floor is Neil.. my amputee buddy is Skip.. the one stuffing the turkey is Phil.. my buddy on the grill is Frank.. and the one floating in the pool is Bob

If you're a fan of action movies, you should definitely watch My Dearest Assassin!👌💯