Random

Finally it's my birthday

Early this morning a dm landed in my inbox

Can you help me find a life partner? 😭😭

And that got me thinking...

What exactly about my profile is so ostensible that it screams Certified Matchmaker?

Sister... I'm literally fighting my own battle in the rishta market. 💀💀

Filtering profiles.
Getting ghosted.
Analyzing compatibility.
nd making posts about it all bcs I'm trying to figure this out myself.
If I actually had the secret formula for finding the perfect spouse don't u think I'd have used it on myself first? 🤣

So decision made
Shez Matchmaking Bureau is opening soon. 📋
Registrations coming shortly.

*Disclaimer:

1. The founder is still on her own hunt for a husband, so please keep expectations realistic. 😭

2. Girls expecting a 25 year old perfectly settled guy earning ₹5 lakh per month n boys expecting a hoor straight from Jannah... kindly stay away. 😂

3. Please take an honest look at yourselves before making a list of impossible expectations. Compatibility goes both ways.

May Allah accept every sincere prayer and make this journey easy for all of us. Ameen. ❤️

📝 Note: Before anyone starts drafting think pieces in the comments... this post is pure satire. 😂

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met.

I really want to lose some weight and I'm looking for genuine advice and tips. I bought a beautiful dress that I absolutely love, but it doesn't fit me at the moment, and I'm determined to change that so I can wear it.

I'd really appreciate any healthy food ideas, snack swaps, meal suggestions or other realistic weight-loss tips that have actually helped you. I'm looking for sustainable advice rather than quick fixes, so if you have any recommendations, I'd love to hear them.

Assalamualaikum
Muzz is not a dating or time pass application. If you are use Muzz app seriously and with the genuine intention of marriage, it can absolutely change your life.
Here are a few tips that can guide you toward a meaningful relationship and successful marriage

1. Set Your Family Intentions Right
   Configure your settings to reflect your true goals. Select the option to involve "Family immediately", followed by purposeful chatting, and then moving toward marriage. Let your matches know your serious intentions from the start.
2. Avoid Endless Chit-Chat (Give & Take Respect)
   Do not waste time on aimless, long-term casual conversations. Keep your interactions dignified and focused on the future
3. Keep Your Profile 100% Real
   Be completely honest and authentic. Do not fall into the trap of creating fake profiles or pretending to be someone you are not. A strong, lasting marriage can only be built on truth.
   #Muzz #HalalMarriage #MuslimRelationship #SeriousIntentions

ALLAH sab ke naseeb achy kre❤️

UPDATE
Few hours ago i made a post about ending a 16yr long friendship with someone. What happened was that he went into hospital on Thursday and rang me to tell me about and said he wasn't able to attend jummah. On Saturday another friend of mine rang me to say he bougt a jaguar 4x4 car as his first car cuz his getting married next month and he wanted to meet up i was look cool. The one who was in hospital rang to say he been discharged and asked for meet up i said I can't cuz i had already made plans but I'll see you another time. I rang him twice on sunday couldn't get through. Yesterday during my nap i had a dream about him so i woke up and rang him couldn't get through. Sent him a message he saw it but didn't reply which i thought was really odd cuz he never does that then at 1am sent me a long message saying how i never took his health seriously and not being there for him etc effectively ending our friendship cuz i had already made plans and had other stuff going on within them days. I been telling him for longest time your wife and child are your priority not me

Is it something I said 🤭

If you can see this my dear brother Precious;

I was born at night
But not last night

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Perfume enthusiasts Advertise your collections to me🙂‍↔️!

Allah never asks us to wait without purpose. Every delay is part of a more beautiful arrival.