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@Mimi72508676
Hey guys how are doing ??
@Alyn888
the main idea is that the profile is not for men, but for ourselves 👌……
i think the main reason for wasting time on the wrong partner is that you don’t write clear requirements in your profile
(and half of the men who don’t like your requirements are either not serious ❌ or traumatized by other women 😂)
first of all, why is it worth writing your requirements?
-in a personal conversation you get shy and lower your desires, hoping that your partner WILL UNDERSTAND YOU BY THEMSELVES (will figure it out on their own)
-without clear desires you blur your boundaries (by lowering your standards)
and then you think that your partner is bad… he’s not bad, you’re living in an illusory world of your own desires 🤷♀️
our brain is to blame because it believes in the illusion 🫂
@emptyme05
I agree women are delusional 🙄
@Anis0807
bored.. want to ged rid of the lonelyness faster.. agree to disagree?anyone...
@emptyme05
Who here is a millionaire?👀
Asking for my friend(I wont let you marry my friends tho🫣)
@Mk202
Salaams all why nowadays there is a trend that women and man both cheat on each other specially in marriage like what goes on some people mind seriously is there not a ounce of fear of almighty Allah inside them at all. What everyone opinion on this matter specially very serious matter specially in among Muslims. What can it be done to prevent such things happening any ideas?
@Faisal80187
What’s ur fiv food ?
@Aashiyana39312516
Finally it's my birthday
@shehnaz9
Early this morning a dm landed in my inbox
Can you help me find a life partner? 😭😭
And that got me thinking...
What exactly about my profile is so ostensible that it screams Certified Matchmaker?
Sister... I'm literally fighting my own battle in the rishta market. 💀💀
Filtering profiles.
Getting ghosted.
Analyzing compatibility.
nd making posts about it all bcs I'm trying to figure this out myself.
If I actually had the secret formula for finding the perfect spouse don't u think I'd have used it on myself first? 🤣
So decision made
Shez Matchmaking Bureau is opening soon. 📋
Registrations coming shortly.
*Disclaimer:
The founder is still on her own hunt for a husband, so please keep expectations realistic. 😭
Girls expecting a 25 year old perfectly settled guy earning ₹5 lakh per month n boys expecting a hoor straight from Jannah... kindly stay away. 😂
Please take an honest look at yourselves before making a list of impossible expectations. Compatibility goes both ways.
May Allah accept every sincere prayer and make this journey easy for all of us. Ameen. ❤️
📝 Note: Before anyone starts drafting think pieces in the comments... this post is pure satire. 😂
I really want to lose some weight and I'm looking for genuine advice and tips. I bought a beautiful dress that I absolutely love, but it doesn't fit me at the moment, and I'm determined to change that so I can wear it.
I'd really appreciate any healthy food ideas, snack swaps, meal suggestions or other realistic weight-loss tips that have actually helped you. I'm looking for sustainable advice rather than quick fixes, so if you have any recommendations, I'd love to hear them.