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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
if all their pictures are with makeup/filters, always ask yourself: whats under the mask?
Searching for my jodoh’s hilal 🔭
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Try again after istighfar? 😂🤲
💀 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙖 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙨 #211
POV: You finally find a brother with a decent profile...
You think: "Should I DM him first?" 🥹
Then...
You check his profile.
You check his comments.
You check his likes.
You check who he's following.
👁️👄👁️
Never mind. May Allah ﷻ bless him...from a distance. 😭🤣🤌🏻
Jamaa really said:
"Here's the transparency. Use it wisely." 🌝
What’s the best thing you’ve done for yourself that you’ve always wanted to do? Could be a course, activity, travel, skills, etc
Mine is I took a crash course in swimming approx 8 years ago. I went from thinking I’ll drown in the baby pool (water came up to my knees, I’m ever so dramatic 🤣) to being able to float under water with my legs crossed in 2 weeks.
Best £250 I ever spent!
To put that into context I swam approx 1 hour from shore in the Mediterranean Sea last month and swam 3/4 hrs everyday for a week in the sea. 😎😉
Yet another heatwave is on its way people! I'm gonna be staying out of the sunshine less I tan so much become unrecognisable to my own family. SPF 50 and staying indoors as much as possible. 🤣🤣🤣
