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What’s the last white lie you told your parents?

Some do smth with me just “for the plot”

Funny with me and my car 🖤✔️

The Prophet SAW said: "A believing man should not hate a believing woman. If he dislikes one of her characteristics, he will be pleased with another."(Muslim)

A lot of us, myself included, tend to hyper-analyze our potential partners and look for the smallest of issues or quirks. But if we are looking for a flawless, 100% finished product then we're gonna be waiting forever.

Dealbreakers are dealbreakers and red flags are red flags, you don't need to overlook those. But there's a big difference between a warning sign and a human flaw.

​A righteous spouse isn't someone with 0 flaws. It's someone whose flaws you can bear and who has the humility and taqwa to grow through them with you.

Where are you my kuchupuchu!?😭💗

Chicken is so overrated. I don't care what y'all say. Go slap yourself.

Why didn't the princess consider me healthy and fit for marriage?"

I need a vacation

*# MUZZ SOCIAL FIELD STUDY 📊😭 unfortunately it's still a draft.

Special Case Study: The Poetic Savior Simp Wolf

Lead Researcher: Big PaPa.
Observation Period: Bare too many scrolls (my eyes have left the group chat)

ABSTRACT

After deep fieldwork on the timeline, we identified a rare evolved specimen:
The Poetic Savior Simp Wolf*. Scientifically known as Driftingus Simpus Poetic.

Man attacks simps left, right and centre while running the most sophisticated version himself. Proper interesting case.

Field Note (Day 2):

"Bruv turned one laundromat smile into a full spiritual Netflix saga with sock foreplay." 😭

Big Bro is your westside connection, Yo