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Tell me you’re from which city without telling me the city.

Use only food.

My city has Vada pav!! 😄

It’s Friday! Don’t forget Surah Al Kahf

I’m in two minds about changing my @. I want to change it but Sparkleeee is my original, day one @. 🥲

Do you know that if you robbed a bank, you are probably going to be arrested? 🏦🦹‍♂️👮‍♂️

Well, not for today, because I'm gonna show you how you can completely vanish from the FBI, CIA, and other authorities. 🕵️‍♂️🔏
For education purposes, of course. 🎓

Step #1: Get rid of everything that is in your name. 🗑️🔥
Destroy your smartphone and credit card, and start using only cash. 📱🚫💳🚫💵

Step #2: Go to a place with a high homeless population. 🧱🚶‍♂️
Approach a random one and offer them to swap their clothes for 50 bucks. They'll do it for 10 bucks. 👕↔️🧥💵

After that, change your looks, cut your hair or dye it. ✂️💇‍♂️🎨
Get fake tattoos, and grow or shave facial hair. 💀🧔‍♂️
Now, since your looks have changed a lot, you'll start moving to a remote location. 🌍✈️
And do it the right way: don't use taxis or public transportation, and avoid being noticed by CCTVs. 🚕🚫🚌🚫📹🚫

Final Step: You will take a boat and get a fake ID from a certain group of people. 🚤🆔
And head toward a country that is more hostile toward the United States China, for example. 🗺️🇨🇳

You will buy a small property in a relatively low-populated location, keep the cash hidden, learn the language, and start a job or profession to not look suspicious. 🏠💰🌏💼
For example, a farmer or an English teacher. 👨‍🌾👨‍🏫

jodoh to me is timing, when the person is ready all things will alligned.

spouse/partner is beyond our control ,be the best version that you can and pray for the best

If someone calls u a FOB, just hit them back with “son of a FOB.”

Let’s see which one hits harder 🫢

One of the things that disgust me is "passport bros". These are guys that can't and are not able to find wives in their country, because thier women have high standards ( rightly so), their women know their rights , and can't accept these men who can barely support themselves. But the passport bros think their best option is to go to a poorer country where they believe the women don't have standards and can accept any mediocre man as long as he's from Europe. These passport bros usually look down on women and usually go for women who are " domesticated" and so don't know thier rights. They go to poorer country and marry a much younger woman. And a lot of them abuse the women.
Please ladies, be very careful of men overseas, they will use you and dump you. There are truly good ones , just be very careful and choose wisely.

Icl blocked people being able to comment and follow your comment threads shouldn't be a thing. That's some messed up behaviour - if you're blocked by someone and you're commenting under their comment thread pretty often. Shows a lack of respect on your part.

On a positive note- this bird has consistently been meeting me in front of my place for the past few days with it's little group of 3 other birds which stay by the window. This is a type of following around that I don't mind 😏

If anyone whines about the warmer weather finally coming back
I’ll hadouken you