Random

I am the biggest procrastinator on earth, I’ll get anxiety about having to get somewhere ontime but I will sit on my a** until I’m almost late.

teacher: "work harder"
parents: "move out"
wife: "get a job"
Strippers: "i love you"

see who actually cares about you?

“You seem happier”
Thanks, Im literally just single with no roster. ✨

What’s a small act that instantly makes you respect someone 🤔

Nothing prepares you for the annual summer question:

“Don’t you get hot in your scarf?”

Me: “No, it’s actually air conditioned.” 🤣😮‍💨

Meanwhile I’m sweating like everyone else, just with an extra layer and a little more commitment. ☀️😭

Success. And it only took me 23 Compliments

I don't smoke but still single.

If you have to Shrink yourself to fit into any Circle,,,then you doing a dis-service to your originality...
Never feel Small in front of people who act Big infront of You...
Remain Confident Always & Remember You Are Enough...

I think I know why I'm single.
Since I want an older man...
Generally, I'm not physically attracted to them (balding...) and they're divorced with children (whereas I want someone like me : never married and child-free)
🤷🏻‍♀️😭 life is hard lmao 😂

Communication is my top love language. The rest can be on the queue. FR! What about you?