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Ultimately, human desires are endless, but true fulfillment is never found in possessing everything we want. It is found in living with purpose, walking in gratitude, and maintaining a right relationship with allah eaza wajal
ربي أحمدك واشكرك على كل شيء
Guys, this is a general public service announcement before anyone starts wondering if this was inspired by them. It’s just today’s scheduled broadcast from my frontal lobe. Consider it a warning. ⚠️
I’m 28 years old. I don’t have a marriage profile because I deleted it. My bank account and I are currently in a long-term situationship called tawakkul. It’s a work in progress.
And somehow some of you looked at all of that and thought,
“Yes.” “Wife.”
No. Warning label.
This is where I accidentally write love letters to potatoes, grieve profound thoughts that died at the gym and broadcast whatever breaking news my frontal lobe decides the public absolutely must know.
It’s social content. An ongoing documentary narrated entirely by the voice in my own head. Not a matrimonial application.
Also… I’m 5’8”.
That information contributes absolutely nothing to this conversation. I just enjoy the possibility that some of you had to completely recalculate the mental image halfway through reading this.
Anyway… To everyone enthusiastically wandering into my DMs because you’ve decided my yapper energy has lifetime potential? Thank you. Genuinely.
But you’ve accidentally walked into the wrong room. I demolished the room you’re looking for. Please don’t rebuild it in my DMs. I am not looking forward to, here at least. This isn’t a marriage room. It’s just a room where every intrusive thought somehow gets publishing rights.
I’m not desperate. I’m so far beyond it that I’ve deleted the entire department. I have approximately three small talks left before my frontal lobe submits its resignation.
Let me have my fun in peace while I continue broadcasting live from the inside of my own head.
Peace out 🕊️🤍
Ya Allah, pls make us meet soon, before my hair starts greying
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Poem: Tied Together by Grace
Your smile is a rose in the morning light,
Soft and blooming, warm and bright.
Your eyes are daisies kissed by dew,
Holding little skies of endless blue.
Your laughter drifts like a summer breeze,
Gentle enough to calm the trees.
And your kindness, quiet and true,
Turns ordinary moments into something new.
Your gentle soul is a satin ribbon,
Binding every lovely part you've given—
The rose, the daisies, the golden hue,
Into a garden that simply looks like you.
And if beauty could grow and breathe,
It would bloom in petals beneath your feet,
For some hearts are flowers passing by...
And some, like yours, make whole gardens rise. 🌹🌼✨
JUST got some Egypt jerseys TODAY. I asked the guy selling them, "If we lose tomorrow, can I get a refund?!" 🤣
👁️👄👁️ POV: "You must be so picky..."
Me after receiving 240+ marriage proposals from different countries:
Quantity has never been the problem.
Finding a man with character, consistency, emotional maturity, and true qawwam qualities...
That's the real challenge. 💀
Yes, I do tabayyun.
But unfortunately...
Red flags don't disappear just because someone says, "I'm serious about marriage." 😌🤌🏻
