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Signed up for Muzz expecting a future spouse. Ended up with a few temporary Instagram followers instead. At least someone’s commitment lasted until they hit “Follow.”

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If someone's helping you get married and they ask you to post your photographs on social media so men can see you or so that the potential men can see who you are when they search you up, remove them from your rishta hunting process.

No Muslimah should be asked to post her photographs online even in hijaab when she doesn't want to.

You will filter out a lot of creeps when you don't do this.

A solid Muslim brother will respect you for having no photographs online instead of hunting you on socials and selecting you on the basis of photographs you have posted.

Either I am getting old and cranky or this duniya is becoming really ajeeb.

I am really old school. Want to see a sister for marriage visit her home with your family.

Because once you share a photograph on whatsapp or via an email you don't know how many people are going to see it and where it's going to end up.

Or have some trustworthy middle person who has your photograph and can show it to the guy and his family without forwarding it to them.

Many Muslim families don't care about you and forward your photograph to anyone and everyone.

Even Muslim men do this.

They forward it to their friends.

It's a scary world.

Posting pics online for the world to see so you can bag a proposal?! HAYYLLLL NOOOO.

Never compromise deen, modesty and your standards to get married.

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So when did u find out if u married....and its your status on FB...your spouse can post on your page...Well no more free food from the women in my momma bldg...De Katz out thee bag...😱😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Im going to the Masjid tomorrow see my comrades i haven't seen a about a week..I be feeling stoked .like a kid going to the park..
#DeenoverDunya is a flex..The only real flex for a Muslim..and don't get it twisted ....its nothing to do with boasting or being seen to be seen....its all about being inspirational. We put this into the universe daily hoping to inspire a brother or sister...Look how ez salah makes it...look how ez fasting makes it. Look how ez Alllah swa makes it for the Muslim....U take 3 steps to Allah swa.. constantly...daily.....he will make your legs long enough that 1 step becomes 30....30 becomes 300.

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Its after tomorrow and im still not nice . Trying again tomorrow for sure !

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This is all there is to life

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I dont know what im doing here.
I dont wanna get married right now i dont feel like im ready for that kind of commitment but also I wanna get to know the person to find out if we're compatible to spend the rest of our lives together but I also dont want them to have expectations of an engagement.
How are you all navigating this expectations dilemma?

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We never know when the last time will be.

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What is the most funniest and unforgettable thing you have ever done ? Anonymous are welcome 😭🤣😂

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