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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
Forget the Taj Mahal, you're kinda girl. I would building a Masjid for you 🫀🌻
my cat cries all the time and the only way to shut him up is to let him play on my phone
Some day we will find what we are looking for. Or maybe not. Maybe we'll find something much greater than that.
What in the world we live in, that everybody think they're smart, that we really don't know ****
I am so fed up of men being sensitive everytime I open the topic of finances, and then get called materialistic for simply saying “what should I tell my parents about your finances”. Being a Qawwam is literally your role. Ask any insurance company or bank if they accept potential. They ask you 1000 questions to minimize the risks and losses. Men never ever settle for a woman’s looks, they don’t believe in potential, but somehow we are made to feel guilty for choosing someone as he is and ignoring potential.
A man brought 20 flowers, 19 real and 1 fake.
He said: “I will love you until the last flower dies.” 🌹🥀
Imagine your future spouse somehow gets access to your entire Jamaa history before meeting you... 👀😂
Not just your profile but every post, comment, argument, roast, unpopular opinion, and random 2 AM thought you've ever shared.
What's happening next?
Are they impressed and thinking, "MashaAllah, what a wise and sensible person"? 😌
Are they laughing at your jokes and memes? 😂
Are they questioning your sanity after reading your comment history? 🤦♀️
Do they see your debates and think, "Wow, this person stands up for their beliefs" 💪
Or do they quietly close the app and start making istikhara for protection? 😭
Be honest...
If your future spouse read every single thing you've posted on Jamaa today, would you feel proud, nervous, embarrassed, or completely cooked? 🍿🤣
And which post/comment would make you pray they somehow missed it?
@tazz2025 @Sharx- @AZ-CosmicElysian @pyaracetamol @Anti-fragile @AymanQidwai @nazrana99 @anshrax @Tee_Kay @raedb10 @Karma19
Question of the day 🤔 🙃 😌 😏 😄
Is Muzz APP is for finding a spouse or just making good conversation? Asking bcz Im talking to some1 from last 1.5 months and we are still discussing everything except marriage ☠️
I FEEL awkward to ask him that what's going on dude? 🥺