Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Me before Muzz: I want a deep, meaningful connection with someone who understands my soul.
Me after 2 weeks on Muzz: Why did they open my message and not reply, I'm going to cry.
The app humbles you. 😭
Muzz dating cycle:
Step 1: Match
Step 2: "Assalamualaikum"
Step 3: "How are you"
Step 4: Silence for 3 days
Step 5: Unmatch
Step 6: Repeat
We are NOT okay. 😭
Sometimes I wonder why we need to understand women 😅 because even if we understand them well and know their feelings, they will try in every way to show the opposite 😅
date a nurse correctly.
that means snacks, foot rubs, forehead kisses, and zero complicated conversations until she has showered.
I was delivering parcels .
This customer forgot his GF's date of birth for age verification and she saw the whole thing through Ringbell camera !
She goes "You are deadman! Wait till i get home !"😅