Fun & Laughs

In Indonesia and Malaysia, when is the appropriate time to eat chicken?

Let’s settle something 😂

🐕 Dog people — loyal, friendly, always excited
🐈 Cat people — independent, selective, full attitude 😂

Which side r u on? And please defend ur choice 👀

POV: I joined Muzz hoping to become someone’s wife. 💍

After being attacked for my jokes, misunderstood by half the app, and accidentally triggering the Men’s Defense League…

I guess I finally achieved my real destiny:

A stand-up comedian. 🎤😂

Not married yet, but at least I’m getting plenty of material.

Muzz didn’t find me a husband.
It found me an audience. 🤣

Men on Muzz be like:

“Hey, don’t judge all men! You don’t know his side!”

Sir… I’m not judging all men. 😂
I’m talking about this specific man, this specific message, and these specific facts.

But somehow, the Men’s Defense League has already arrived. 🫡

They’ll defend a stranger they’ve never met, based on absolutely nothing—
then call me “too judgmental” for actually writing the jokes. 🤣

Brother, you’re not defending men. You’re defending a plot twist you haven’t even finished reading. 😭

Halal over Haram

Peace over Drama .

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Someone once asked me:
Why are you still single?
I quickly replied:
“Because everyday I have only two places to go: home and workplace!
So I can’t find love and love can’t find me either… Lol

When u guys message and tell me ur looking for a partner.. how am I supposed to help? 🤓 I’m not a private investigator. 🕵🏽

If you see me in public,
It's AI ;)

How is it that a homeless woman has a boyfriend and I am struggling to find a husband?🤔