Fun & Laughs

Convincing my mom I got a face piercing because things are too calm in this house 🤪

Once I find out that you're crashing on me...🙃🤭 i will start sending you daily allowance 😄😄😄🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

She must sold it 😅

Me: I will only check prices. 👀

Also me 10 minutes later:
"Congratulations, your order has been placed." 🤦‍♀️😂

My bank account: We need to talk. 😭

With all due respect… who invented school?

Have I entered auntie era lol, I got botox today 🤪 (tbf its for my crippling tmj not cosmetic reasons)

Oh He better 😤 🥰

Muzz Marriage Profile:
“Why are you deleting me?”

Me:
“Because I’m trying to protect my mental peace. I came here looking for a wife, not a complimentary subscription to emotional trauma.”

Muzz Marriage Profile:
“Try Gold. It helps you find more matches.”

Me:
“I did. Three times.”

Muzz Marriage Profile:
“Didn't you get any matches?”

Me:
“I did. I matched with someone, she received my biodata… and then vanished from the face of the earth. No reply. No explanation. No closure. Not even a ‘Jazak Allahu Khairan.’ Just seen by Allah and ignored by her.” 😭

Muzz Marriage Profile:
“Try another profile.”

Me:
“Another one? Brother, is this a matrimonial app or an online marketplace?”

“I’m beginning to feel like I’m not looking for a spouse—I’m submitting applications to a customer-review department.”

“Swipe, match, exchange biodata, disappear, repeat. At this rate, I’m expecting a notification saying: ‘Your match has been discontinued. Please try another model.’” 😂

“I understand that compatibility matters and nobody is obligated to say yes. But surely, after receiving someone’s biodata, saying ‘Sorry, I don’t think we’re compatible’ isn’t exactly a difficult sunnah-level achievement.”

Muzz Marriage Profile:
“Try another profile.”

Me:
“Thank you. But I think I’ll leave the marketplace before someone starts comparing my specifications with the next candidate.” 😭😂

May Allah grant everyone a righteous and compatible spouse—and may He grant us all enough adab to reject someone politely instead of disappearing like a Wi-Fi signal during an important call. Ameen. 🤲

Every. Single. Time.