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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪

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Girlfriend: hey honey when you taking me out for a date-night? 👀
Boyfriend: hey sweetie how does this Saturday at 7 sound?
Girlfriend: perfect!! 🥰 can’t wait!!

Wife: it’s been 2 weeks, 2 bloody weeks!!, and you still haven’t taken me out on a date-night! Wtf is that! You don’t communicate at all!! And being 24/7 pampered, protected and provided for IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!!! 😡 NOW STOP BEING A HARAMI AND SERVE ME!!!
…Husband left the chat.

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Side-girl to main-girl = upgrade

Side-guy to main-guy = downgrade

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Dating apps are funny.😅😅
People reject someone for not matching their standards.
while their own emotional stability is being held together by mood swings, reposts, and last seen recently.😭

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How many cars has she been a passey-princess in? 🤨

And you’re gonna make her your queen? 🤭

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Life tip: when things don’t go as planned, just laugh a little.
Not because it fixes everything…
But because crying ruins the eyeliner and laughing is free. 😂

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A rough vocal demo for the last part of Endless, which, assuming nothing goes terribly wrong, will be the first single from the album.
Funny thing is my singing and lyrics for this part were wildly different for the better part of 15 years until like a year ago 😅

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"You're so funny"
thanks I spend all my time in wattpad comment sections

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I joined muzz when RCB had zero trophies!

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Happy 😅
Or
Sad😞

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If someone dies and nobody knows their password, how do they unlock their phone ???

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