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Hey guysπ
So my Mahr just increased
I just learnt how to boil rice π€π€πββοΈ
Muslim marriage pipeline:
No dating β No talking β No mixing
Then one random Sunday:
A stranger's photo on WhatsApp
"She's a good girl, think about it"
Bro this isn't a rishta it's a cold email π
Muslim dad raising you:
"No girls. No talking. No mixing."
Muslim dad at 27:
"When are you getting married??"
Bro YOU were the obstacle π
Muzz emotional cycle:
Download β Nervous
Match β Euphoric
First reply β Alhamdulillah π
Day 3 silence β Sabr bro
Ghosted β Deleted app. Made dua. Redownloaded next Friday. π
Muslims: "No dating, keep it halal"
Also Muslims: downloads app, gets attached in 3 days, cries when ghosted
We are not okay ππ€²
Multiplication = Polygamy πββοΈππ»ββοΈππΌββοΈππ½ββοΈππΎββοΈππΏββοΈ
Division = Monogamy πββοΈ
Subtraction = No-girl-my πΆβπ«οΈ
Addition = Side-piece π
Well... Let's start with the 1st expression hhhhhhhπ
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ππ... Which is used in our language "Maghrebi Dialect of Arabic: Darija / DariΕΎa (Moroccan one)" : "When someone just say or do things without thinking, or nonsense actions and etc..."; We say hhhhhπ
: "ΩΩΩΨ± Ω ΨΉΨ·Ω ΩΩΨΉΩΨ± - Kowwer w 3ti l'3wer", it's litteral translation is: "Roll (or Roll it like a ball) and give to the blind", but we use the term "3ti - ΨΉΨ·Ω" sometimes for the meaning of "Hit - Beat - Kick - Throw (like this example hereπ
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Sooo... The result is: "Roll it (Like a ball) and throw it to the blind". Why to the blindπ
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?? I have no idea and this expression is really noticeable in people's actions these days hhhhhhhhhhhπππππ
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At this point, we should start making Jamaa tutorials.
Because every second post is:
βHi, Iβm new here πβ
followed by
βCan someone explain how this works?β π
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