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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
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If you want get married
And you Pray Hard
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Love is just a word main thing is attachment
Everything else is just day dreaming
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma on Instagram: "Episode 717: Before you get married, your partner should have to live with your parents for one month (📍London) @janineharouni Host: @Kareem Created/Produced by Kareem Rahma (@kareem) and Andrew Kuo (@akuoproject) Creative Producer and Editor: @tylerbat Associate Producer: @ramy_shafi Cameras: @joe__bloom @jamiewolfeld #podcast #hottakes #subwaytakes #interview #london"
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My new favourite show 🤣🤣🤣
Solène - horses & adventures on Instagram: "Aren’t we all? 😴💤 Voice @naw_sir #horsegossip #equestrianhumor #imsotired #funnyhorse #hibernation"
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Aunty: beti, this is an invite-only wedding…?
Ex: aunty ji I left it at home but Chad knows me…
Aunty: acha, you look very beautiful mashaAllah but I will check with him, so how do you know him?
Ex: aunty ji, tell him it’s his favorite person from the semi-finals… if he asks my name… say it’s Toxina…(😈)
Desi Muslim marriage pipeline:
No dating → No talking → No mixing
Then one day a stranger's photo on WhatsApp
"Beta dekho, pasand hai?"
Bhai yeh rishta hai ya blind unboxing? 💀
Muslim parents removed every way to find a spouse.
Then asked why you're not married.
Then suggested a rishta from a girl they met once at a wedding.
Her only qualification: "Woh bohot shareef hai"
Bhai shareef toh meri dadi bhi thi 💀
Muslim parents: "We don't believe in dating"
Also Muslim parents: "Why aren't you married yet?? Your cousin got married at 22!!"
Bhai kahan se launga?? Tum logon ne Muzz bhi haram bola tha 💀
Her bio: "looking for someone serious"
Her swipe history: rejected 47 engineers, 3 doctors, and a guy who memorized the entire Quran
Things that will give her the ick:
Trying too hard
Being too mushy
Choking on a samosa
Drowning in the ocean
Undesired by other women