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Does she even like you…
…if she hasn’t sent her wali…
…to ask for your hand in marriage?
🤔
I never ask a girl to send me a pic.
Though they still do and that’s all good.
But some treat it like they’re giving me a gift.
Like I’ve never seen a regular woman before…🤨
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Chad: 🙂 …errm okay, …thanks babe.
Today for Eid, Ive booked the most romantic place for dinner. The table for two is going to be at the rooftop…Ive preselected the best choice of main course. Ive made sure there are lots of flowers decorating the table. Now all I need is a girl to go with me. 😎😎😎
😁😝😂✌🏻
Only Those understand
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Anna Tongai on Instagram: "Kalau raya nnt kau asek dapat soalan bila nak kawen, talakan muka aku ni kat depan muka yg nanya tu! Kalau rajin, kau hapalkan dulu lirik nnt nyanyi sekali dgn nada sopan depan2 dia.. Dah diam aku nak keluar cari bulu mata raya! 😒 #relatable #coversong #funny #single #fyp"
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Hello, I am visiting south africa. Happy to meet local community
Good morning Muzz users.
May your matches reply today.
May your conversations go past "how are you."
May the person who's been online for 3 hours finally send that first message.
And may we all find what we actually came here for.
Ameen. 🤲😭