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Friend 1: “Why do we sometimes give up on ourselves?”
Friend 2: “Because our brain updates every night like cheap software.”
Friend 1: “What do you mean?”
Friend 2: “At 2 AM: ‘I’ll change my life, wake up early, gym, healthy food, no toxic people!’”
Friend 1: “And in the morning?”
Friend 2: “Brain says: ‘System error… sleep again please.’”
He will never forget the moment his friend....Watch till the end.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTHcD0iLBm/?igsh=cTZjcGU5eGNmN3Bw

DELULU CLUB on Instagram: "😂🤣 Thailand has a festival where people literally chase each other with water and it’s rooted in ancient tradition. The famous Songkran Festival, now known worldwide as the biggest water fight on Earth, actually began as a sacred ritual. Traditionally, people gently poured water over Buddha statues and elders’ hands to symbolize cleansing bad luck and welcoming a fresh start for the Thai New Year. Over time, that soft blessing evolved into full-on street chaos with buckets, hoses, and water guns—but the meaning stayed the same: washing away the past year’s negativity. What makes it even cooler is that during Songkran, social rules loosenstrangers smile at each other, age and status don’t matter, and everyone becomes equal for a few days."
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTHcD0iLBm/?igsh=cTZjcGU5eGNmN3Bw
Some girls moan loudly about me posting so much.
Hey, nothing gonna make Chad stop unless she says: “Chad!! don’t stop!!!”
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This one is very famous, but it makes me laugh everytime 🤭...
Kind of sad too...like all good jokes there is truth to it... the "well, we've tried..." and :" I'm sure you'll find someone" especially!!!
Why do they send messages in a language we don’t understand 🤔 Arabic, Turkish, etc…
Do i need to start learning these languages 😆
𝑺𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓,𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒑,𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏 :
1.𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈
2.𝑻𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒅
3.𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈
4.𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒖𝒏
5.𝑻𝒐𝒐 𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 (𝑨𝒍𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉,𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆,𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆).
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