Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
I’m the kind of woman who keeps it mysterious…
but my du’as have all the details, screenshots, and evidence.
🌙📿🙂
The key lesson: nobody knows… except Allah.
A car that’s worth investing in comes fresh out the showroom. Zero mileage. But a car with more than 3 previous owners has done way too much. Just ride it for what you can. And when it breaks down just dump it at the scrapyard. Selling it on might actually put someone’s life at risk. Nobody needs to die for a car.
You’d be surprised what people smell like behind those beautiful pics.
ВОГIS on Instagram: "If she says I won’t obey, she’s basically saying she’ll cheat if she wants to"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV5omKfE3Rg/?igsh=eWx5c3RicTMzd25y
Brummie Bunny: wagwan fam
Bro: hey walaikumsalaam i like your pic
Brummie Bunny: so wys …like like what what init?
Bro: r u ok? do you have any health conditions?
Brummie Bunny: are you shtewpid? big man ting! don’t make me bang you in yo face fam…
Sallam Salah - سلّام صلاح سلّام on Instagram: " شباب العشرينات وبنات الثلاثينات"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYriq70MMuU/?igsh=ZXRrNXlzZ3l4Z3g5
Girl Logic:
“I’m not a virgin…🙄
…a man will know that…😟
…so I may as well enjoy what I want…😏
…cos it’s not like I have virginity to save for him…😉”
Once upon a time…
…she was massaging another man’s feet…
…now you’re in love with her.
The end.
facebook keep notifying me about birthdays like i make cakes or something