Fun & Laughs

Here’s one.. rather than Muzz or anything else. Jump on Facebook marketplace. Look up wedding dresses. There’ll be recently single women looking to sell their outfits. You can filter by size too..

Somewhere in north Atlantic ocean 🌊 with a bad weather

Don't let Robert Pattinson get a colonizer role because the way he said "Somebody get these beggars out of here" in The Odyssey with a hard r was concerning 🤭

Being single is a choice .
It’s not about ‘they can’t get a partner’.
Getting a partner is the easiest thing, whats hard is finding the right person in this messed up-generation.

I almost thought Muzz suspended my id when the app crashed lol. 😭 😭 😭

My sister: Hey Sissy.. how are you doing?
It is the holiday season💃💃

Me: Oh okay, how are the kids?

My sister: They miss you.

(She quickly rushes to give the phone to her youngest child)
"Hello Aunty Dee, we want to come visit your house for a little while"

Me: Awww..😩
Hand the phone back to your mother Darling
(He hands the phone back)

Me: Sissy, am already dealing with two very loud "special projects" in my house and the internet has been in a coma for 2days now ... my hands are completely full😭😭😩

My sister: Come and take over for just 7 days and get a master's degree in handling premium level noise and chaos😂😂😂
Oya, abeg, I need practical support, not advice

Her husband (in the background)

I will pay her😂

Tell her I will give her money😂😂

Hey

Hello

Boy: I don’t care about looks.
Girl: Deletes one photo.
Boy: “Can you send more pictures?” 😂