Fun and Games

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why does Ed Sheeran have to open canned food with a knife?

Because all of his openers just quit on him.

Let’s play a game! 💍😂

You have 10 points to build your future spouse!

❤️ Romantic — 4 points

😂 Funny — 2 points

💰 Financially stable — 4 points

🧠 Intelligent — 3 points

🍳 Amazing cook — 2 points

💬 Great communicator — 4 points

😍 Attractive — 3 points

🕌 Practicing their deen — 5 points

You only get 10 points! What are you choosing? 👀🍿

Feel
Like the flu season back

I went to the beach with my pizza 🍕🌊, thinking I’d enjoy some peace, relax, and forget about life for a while 😂😌

Then I saw all the couples playing with their kids, laughing, and enjoying family time… meanwhile, I’m sitting there having a romantic date with my pizza 😭😂🍕

Ya Allah, I came here to relax, not to get a live demonstration of the family life I’m praying for! 😂💔🤲

Dear future wife,

Just imagine, If we order food and you say,
Me jyada nhi khaungi, km hi order Krna..

But then u start eating from my plate,
So what should I do..
A) Order extra food next time.
B) Protect my plate like my life depends on it.
C) Just accept that after marriage, sb kuch share Krna hota hai 😂

Girls, please explain your logic.
I'm just trying to prepare for my future. 🤌

Are you ready for party mode?🎈🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME🎂🎀💅

Hey everyone👋
Who is the richest person in the world??