Fun and Games

🖐🏼Wifey: I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse..Hubby: You look like something I drew with my left hand. 🤚🏼✏️

I'm new here can anyone guide how this work??

🔭👔Boss: Why do I always have to come looking for you?..Me: Because a good worker is hard to find. 🚗👞💼

What is everyone's favorite anime of all time? Either recent or from a while back?

Proud of my English boys. I will pay my taxes this year as a response. I will pay the tax on ham...ham is haraam but this is the one ham I make an exception for...Belling Ham. France took us lightly...there is a historical precedent there, I think.

💸 Wifey: Why did you buy shampoo this time instead of letting me go?.💳...Hubby: Because I saved $236.81 from the last time you went to buy shampoo..

🏦 Bank teller: Sir, why did you wait 3 months before reporting your debit card missing?💳💸..Hubby: Because the thief 🏧was spending a lot less than my wife was..

Happy Sunday ❤️

I'm not a good cook but I definitely cooked my life,
Now it's roasted, toasted, burned, fried, steamed, baked!

Just biding my time until it’s my turn to bat