Fun and Games

🐯Why did the tiger stop eating clowns?..because they taste funny..🤡🐅

..🥬this vegan girl was swearing she knew me..but I never met herbivore

..🫗.so this drunk guy at the top of this hill was stumbling around, then I covered him with lard..after that he went downhill fast

...so this man was selling candy canes..they were all in mint condition

Where do you learn to make a 🍌 banana split? Sundae school

Who is the King of Herbs? Elvis Parsley 🗣️🎙️

What is always on the floor but never gets dirty?

What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

What gets wetter and wetter the more that it dries?

What starts with the letter P, ends with the letter E and has thousands of letters in it?