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A women who can't cook is like a man who doesn't work. It's way too acceptable for women not to cook nowadays. Spending money on take out all the effin time. š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
@scarypotter
Loving someone and liking someone are two different things. Love may make you stay, but liking them makes you want to
Just set my location to Dubai and Qatar because my friend just cuffed herself a billionaire If she can find one, so can I Ladies, Iām going where the rizq is
@AnturAli
I joined here 3 days ago and used the free three-day Gold subscription, but I didn't get much benefit from it. Now I am considering purchasing it; could you please share your experiences? š
@juliuspeperwood
I just all of a sudden out of nowhere completely randomly decided that I LOVE a st louis accent and want to hear it all the time for the rest of forever
@juliuspeperwood
yallā¦if thereās nothing interesting on jamaa, you know what you should do???
WATCH A DIFFERENT WORLD!
@A_Biodun
I really wish inactive people on Muzz can delete their account to filter out the unserious ones and leave room for the serious ones because tell me why I've liked and matched a lot of people and yet nothing promising. Also muzz should have like a setting where when you find someone interesting you are talking to you can switch on so muzz doesn't suggest your profile to other people
@AfterHours
50 shades of tired.
@Faridaziya
Life lessons from curd:
I attempted to set curd yesterday night, but despite maintaining the right temperature, placing it in a warm, cosy spot, allowing it to ferment for over 8 hours and storing it in a heavy ceramic container, it ended up as liquid. Unfortunately, thereās nothing I can do with it now.
I quickly poured it down the drain without hesitation. I had to act fast to prevent myself from second-guessing my decision.
Apply this to life:
If youāve done everything right and still it doesnāt turn out as expected, just dump it! Do it quickly and decisively.
That should feel much better. Congratulations, youāve saved yourself from overthinking, losing your sanity, lowering your standards, and there you go!
@Dis29
Thereās something attractive about a man who is generous, dependable, and keeps his word. ⨠Who knows, maybe Iāll find my person here. š¤š¤²