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These two make my day better

Vincent Marcus on Instagram: "Chappell Roan is not a chapel in Rome I guess"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYpjePhpNrE/
Calling my sister to let her know the pain i'm having in my toe is now in my knee and Google says it's not looking good..
“Serious people only 💅”
My brother reading this - just run!!!
Get out of there quick bro, for your own good!
😟
Looking for my future wife so we can:
Pray together
Fight over who gets the last piece of biryani
Travel the world (but still be home before Maghrib)
And explain to our parents why we’re both 30+ and still ‘figuring it out’ 😂
Bonus points if you can roast my terrible dad jokes and make better chai than me.
Serious inquiries only… unless your idea of fun is debating pineapple on pizza at 2am
Real talk - I think my autocorrect is legit misogynist…
…it comes up with the worst possible replacements…
…my problem - I hit send too quick and can’t edit it…
I was meant to say “hi, you okay? 😃”
Guess what it wrote instead?
👀
Ladies, to check if he playing you…
…text him from a new number…
…without identifying yourself…
…and ask him to tell you…
…who he thinks it is.
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Is it true that when your hair starts falling out, it’s a sign you’re becoming rich? 🤑😂