Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humour 🤪
It’s not that I wanna cheat but just look at it from my point of view - cos when I see a beautiful woman without a man I wanna do my part to help fix society.
It’s pretty much unpaid charity work.
🦸♂️
Someone put me forward for the Nobel Peace Prize.
At Costco earlier with my son.
He whispers to me,
" Hey, that woman is totally checking you out." 👀
I just nodded and told him, "Take notes, kid. That’s called effortless charm." 😎✨
Love going out on the weekends with him. Having a grown son means we get to hang out like mates, but I still have to remind him the old man’s got game. 💪🔥
Being my bestie is a wild ride!!
I could text you “guess what I just did?"
And I have either gotten a manicure, bought a pet kangaroo or burned my ex's house down. The possibilities are ENDLESS!! 😭😈💅
I’m so glad I have my wife to wake up next to…
…when I have terrible nightmares about…
…my side-piece cheating on me.
🥺
The topic will be goo like argument but let it be like conversation...!! Be honest what is important money ? Looks ? Knowledge ? Character ?
They said, "Be Yourself". 📸🔥
Then, they will start wondering or questioning by :
— "Why you changed your pfp? Your AI is already good." ⛔
— "You're too beautiful. Better to keep low. Men will crazy." ⛔
— "Is that you in makeup? Why no makeup instead???" ⛔
“ The enemy cannot know
your next move if you
Don’t know it either “
~ Sun Tzu ( the art of war )
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