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@Omare19
Some conversations don’t end because someone was convinced.
They end because someone got tired.
We often mistake silence for agreement.
@rash71629
Driving home from a night shift, I came across this thought: how many different types of ".....SHIP" sail in the Strait of Muzz😂. Ones I could think of:
Relationship
Situationship
Friendship
Companionship
Partnership
Followship (derivative of fellowship 😀)
Courtship
Ownership
Craftmanship/womanship
Showmanship/womanship
Hardship
Professorship
Citizenship
Penship
Definitely not an exhaustive list, feel free to add 😂😂
@Samreen_Aqeel
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that’s a huge commitment to not eating anymore
@isowbi
S O W B A N on Instagram: "Yes we are Coming 👀❤️ . . #instareels #reelitfeelit #reels #foryou #explore"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Daxi7eYM-xH/?igsh=MWJreG9iOW9rcm45OA==
@Muhammed1989
Who wants to get married anyways
@SpeedRunner
retirement at 19
@Ady8
If a guy doesn't text you back he's probably volunteering at the animal shelter or reading the Qur'an.
@Aaliya12359624
80% of a man’s opinions are about women.
0% of his effort is about becoming a better man
@toxicguy
80% of a good husband’s job is to say “no”.
80% of a good wife’s job is to stay quiet.
@Aaliya12359624
Why do you even wanna get a cat?
Just get yourself married and call it a day
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