Fun & Laughs

Every conversation is actually two conversations.

The one happening out loud…

and the one each person is having with themselves.

You wake up tomorrow a Billionaire
No limits
No holding back
What's the first thing you're buying or doing?

In Punjabi, we don't tell someone to shut up

We say:
"Ponk na kutteya , hor ucha ponk."

..and I think that's beautiful ✨

The Diet Plan 🍕
I told myself, "Starting tomorrow, I'll eat healthy."
Then my friend said, "Pizza?"
Apparently, tomorrow never comes. 😂

Rule of Jamaa:
Post something serious = 12 likes.
Post something random = 500 comments and a civil war. 😭🍿

Social media has deluded most into thinking they’re a 10/10 because a few people liked their selfie.

You demand a King/Queen.

Yet bring absolutely nothing to the castle.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8JPuHre/

When she tries basic level manipulation tactics but she don’t know you’re an OG retired playa..

Some people on Muzz like profiles the way I like Instagram reels—without any intention of engaging. 🤣🤣

What’s the most romantic thing someone could do for you?🌹