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Nah, if I pay the household bills - I’m cheating…
…but even if I don’t pay the bills - I’m still cheating.
Shii don’t blame me…it’s her fault for choosing badly.
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Muzz isn’t a marriage app anymore…
it’s just LinkedIn for emotionally unavailable Muslims 💀
She gotta be mentally ready to be…
…wife 2, 3 or 4 - cos otherwise…
…she’s just using you bro.
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She wants you to do more than the guy before you…
…to get less than the guy before got.
That’s a false economy.
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Her: polygyny only allowed if he provides for all, is fair and righteous…💅
Chad: a woman can only marry if she is obedient, chaste and righteous…
Her: a woman doesn’t have to do anything for her man! 😤
Chad: a man doesn’t have to do anything for his woman…😌
Her: that’s not fair!
Chad: 🤨