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Differing Beliefs
Budi, a young man who had lived alone for a long time, found the love of his life in Lina; however, their marriage did not last due to a difference in beliefs.
Amir, Budi's close friend, asked about the reason for their separation.
Amir: So, bro, why did you guys end up divorcing like this? What was the problem?
Budi: We have different beliefs, bro; I just couldn't take it anymore.
Amir: But aren't you guys of the same faith?
Budi: We are...
Amir: Then why did you divorce over a difference in beliefs? What was the issue?
Budi: I’ve always been convinced that I’m handsome, but Lina couldn't accept that belief of mine and kept making an issue out of it.
Amir: ?@#$%&$W%^W&E
@Hasni71852904
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@yourhabibti
always remember:
you'll only win if your mind is stronger than your emotions.
Selamat pagi orang2 tantrum...
@beauviett
Matching on Muzz is easy. 😂
But one man is meant for one woman—and not every match is your soulmate.
I’m not a queen bee 👑🐝. But, I’m waiting for the one bee that actually belongs in my “hive”. 😂
Can I get the crown 👑, please? 😂😂😂
@Nikhat78703929
Me at midnight: “I should sleep.”
Also me: “Let’s see who’s available for marriage.”🥲
@Shadia134
I want to post my picture here but some of you think I'm rich and beautiful 😅😅😅🏃♀️🏃♀️
@Shadia134
Them : Stop dating old people
OLD PEOPLE: I just sent you 800k for biscuits 😅😅😄🏃♀️🏃♀️