Fun & Laughs

I just blocked myself i'm not putting up with this either.

Children will always be safe around me, but their snacks won't.

If I send you 🎈📌 I'm not interested.

I want you back.

Me talking to the money I wasted. 🙃🙃🙃

Sometimes the girl that wanted you 6 months ago suddenly has a glow-up and now you gotta think of a really good excuse of why you left her on “read”…
Chad: Hey you! 😄 sorry I been distant it’s just that my…errm… my, my cat got COVID. Long story!
But anyways, you’re looking hot! 🔥 🥵

Uae contact me. Please

Chill 😎

Sometimes I wanna stand with my people but then…

…I see the way they behave and think…

…stop the boats!
✋ 🚤

80% of family man’s job is to say:

“No. Not allowed.”

Funny how people call it a “Muslim marriage app” but half the users don’t even know what they want 😭

Some are here for marriage, some for validation, some just collecting matches like Pokémon cards.

Muzz really said:
“figure it out yourselves.” 💀