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If you ever see me post:
“I got married”
Report my account,
I got hacked.
😂😂 10/10 for accuracy on those days that we all seem to have 🫢and definitely a big آمين 🤲🏻✨
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I don’t need hundreds of friends,
just a few real ones.
Fake vibes are easy to find,
real people are rare. 💯
Nobody panic but my mum just said "we need to talk."
I have mentally packed my bags.
Rehearsed three apologies.
Prepared a full defence.
She wanted to know if I wanted chai.
The trauma response was unnecessary but it was thorough😭😭.
Brooooooooo!!!
Sometimes, she gives her body to other men easily because she doesn’t see a future with them, only fun.
But if she makes you wait just to get it,
in girl logic that actually means
she really likes you.
To my single girlies (or guys, no one’s judging), this is your sign. Forget stress, choose a weighted animal instead.
Meet my habibi, Abdul Malik. He doesn’t talk, but he gives the best hugs 🥰