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@Zain64744346
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ᗰᗴ 😚
@shantoti
Dear brothers in the DMs:
If your profile pic isn’t actually you, my reply will also be… not actually there. 🫡
Also, sunglasses in your pic? I’m not zooming in to admire your eyes — I’m checking if those are Ray-Bans or gas station specials. 😎
Just some free nasiha (advice) to help you out. You’re welcome. ✨
@1234_456
I went to the doctor for my back pain due to having to carry all the conversations. 99% lack conversation and communication skills.
@coco07
she's not falling for you akhi, she's just iron deficient.
@abdullahimeli271770
Don't worry about me.
Mind your own ******* **** show.
@Zain64744346
“Plot twist: the girl reading this is exactly my type 👀
@mairaassy
Before calling me past 10 PM, Ask yourself, are we in a relationship? Are we best friends? Am I in love with you? Are you my employer? Or is someone dying? If not please call me during day like a normal person 🙃 😒 🤣😆🤭🤭🤪🤪😉.
@mairaassy
Whenever I fill out a form that says, "In case of emergency, who should we call?" I will always pit "ambulance " because no body in my family is answering unknown number 😒 😑 😏😏.