Fun & Laughs

One day, I used Muzz app just to kill some time. 😂
A girl sent me a message request, and I accepted it.
After five minutes, she said, “I think I’m falling for you.” ❤️
I asked, “How can you fall in love in just five minutes?”
She replied, “Your profile picture says everything!”
I changed my profile picture the next day.
She messaged me, “Who are you, and why are you using his account?” 🤣
Apparently, she was in love with my picture, not me! 😭😂

You no fit forget wetin man do you but you dey forget wetin you read for exam....... Olodo 💔😂😒

Nah today I collect your number nah today your gas finish be like nah today our talk sef go finish 😂💔

Them don marry all the good girls and boys finish. E remain me and you. I go show you shege.

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Looking for My Forever Person

I’m hoping to meet a kind, educated, loyal, and emotionally mature man who is genuinely ready for marriage. I want a relationship where we can be each other’s best friend, biggest supporter, and source of peace.

I believe a happy marriage is built on trust, affection, respect, honest communication, and choosing each other through every stage of life. I want to share the little things, laugh together, support each other’s dreams, and build a loving home as a team.

I have a Master’s degree in Zoology and am open to new opportunities and building a future abroad with the right person.

I’m looking for a never-married man without children who values family, commitment, and a peaceful married life. My intention is sincere: to find my life partner for Nikah, not a casual relationship.

If you’re also looking for a genuine connection that leads to marriage, I’d love for us to get to know each other respectfully, InshaAllah.

📖 STORY TIME: HOW I ACCIDENTALLY BECAME SOMEONE'S HUSBAND IN 6 DAYS 😭💀
CHAPTER 1: THE MOST DANGEROUS 6 DAYS OF MY LIFE.

Bro, I met a girl on Muzz. Everything was normal. We talked for 2 days on the app, then shifted to Instagram, where we talked for another 4 days.

Six days. That's it. SIX. 😭

Some people take six months to understand each other. We took six days to accidentally establish a digital marriage infrastructure. 💀

But here's the plot twist: I started feeling like things weren't working for me. I couldn't see a future for us, and I didn't want to lead her on.

So, being the genius that I am, I came up with a brilliant plan.

Instead of telling her directly, I decided to tell her that my Instagram account had been hacked.

YES. HACKED. 😭😭😭

Bro really thought he was escaping a relationship by filing a fictional cybercrime report.

My brain said, "Rahil, this is a masterstroke."

My common sense had already left the group chat.

I thought I'd explain everything the next day.

Then I went to sleep peacefully, completely unaware that tomorrow's episode would make Netflix ask for the rights.

TO BE CONTINUED... 💀🍿