Fun & Laughs
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@Umbreonn
I’m terrified of getting comfortable with someone.
Do you know how unhinged I get? At first it’s all Mr. quiet guy but once I get comfortable all of a sudden the sun sets down, the moon comes out and it’s Mr. Chaos supreme coming at you with all sorts of unhinged thoughts and “HEY LETS GO TO THIS ABANDONED HOSPITAL”
I fear it’s cooked for me wallahi
@AzaanAli76690826
She has a list of 100 demands, but at the
end, all she wants is a simple, honest man.
😏😏
@HijabGirl586
Definitely. 😂😍
@halaaluser
He wanted to impress his Mrs. And accidentally rolled over onto another car
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcL6522I3ZW/?obrf=YTI3MDFqc2NkN2h4
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcL6522I3ZW/?obrf=YTI3MDFqc2NkN2h4
@halaaluser
She slays as a mom..would u dare to use this method on kid?😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeydjWtvf2h/?exln=YnFnN25uejhtaHV5
Alice on Instagram: "③魔王軍との全面戦争を繰り広げる! 「勇者伝説公式 Instagramです! TVアニメ『聖剣のレガリア」放送中! 『劇場版特別 編』 デジタル配信中/ブルーレイ&DVD発売中"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeydjWtvf2h/?exln=YnFnN25uejhtaHV5
@msidex
So if I give love a chance again I’ll start saying babe I’m sorry? 😂
@amanhashmii
Apparently, men should open up emotionally. But the moment some men do, suddenly the mystery and attraction are gone.
Do we want emotionally available men, or just men who know when to shut their feelings off?
@Rahilkhan11
📖 STORY TIME
CHAPTER 2: BRO WOKE UP TO A CRISIS. 💀
I woke up the next morning, opened Muzz, and saw 50+ messages.
FIFTY. PLUS. MESSAGES. 😭😭😭
Bro, I hadn't even brushed my teeth, and apparently, I was already the prime suspect in an emotional investigation.
She thought I'd blocked her.
And honestly, considering my imaginary Instagram hacking incident, I can't even blame her for being confused. 💀
So I finally told her the truth:
"I don't see a future for us. I think we should stop talking."
And that's when the comedy show suddenly changed genres.
She started crying. She told me she'd become attached to me and didn't want me to leave.
I explained that if we continued talking when I couldn't offer her a future, she'd probably get more hurt.
She said, "Let it hurt. That's fine. Just don't leave. Stay here."
BROOOOO. 😭😭😭
I came to end a six-day talking stage.
She came prepared to negotiate a lifetime extension.
At that moment, I realised I wasn't dealing with a simple goodbye. I was dealing with someone whose feelings had become real, even though my own weren't heading in the same direction.
So I spent a long time explaining myself over a call until she finally accepted that we had to stop.
I thought the final boss had been defeated.
I WAS WRONG.
THE DLC WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 💀🍿
TO BE CONTINUED...