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Love life status:
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Relationship not found! 😂
This is my recent story 😭
Got a chat request on a marriage app.
Exchanged dua salam, had some basic conversation… everything felt normal.
Then suddenly she said:
“I’m not here to find a husband. I’m here to find a brother.”
Ma’am respectfully… this is Muzz, not Raksha Bandhan.com 😭
Human psychology genuinely needs to be studied more seriously.

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Girlfriend: hey honey when you taking me out for a date-night? 👀
Boyfriend: hey sweetie how does this Saturday at 7 sound?
Girlfriend: perfect!! 🥰 can’t wait!!
Wife: it’s been 2 weeks, 2 bloody weeks!!, and you still haven’t taken me out on a date-night! Wtf is that! You don’t communicate at all!! And being 24/7 pampered, protected and provided for IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!!! 😡 NOW STOP BEING A HARAMI AND SERVE ME!!!
…Husband left the chat.
Side-girl to main-girl = upgrade
Side-guy to main-guy = downgrade
Dating apps are funny.😅😅
People reject someone for not matching their standards.
while their own emotional stability is being held together by mood swings, reposts, and last seen recently.😭
How many cars has she been a passey-princess in? 🤨
And you’re gonna make her your queen? 🤭
Life tip: when things don’t go as planned, just laugh a little.
Not because it fixes everything…
But because crying ruins the eyeliner and laughing is free. 😂