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@Pendosa123go
BISMILLAH.
Actually this is my comment and I reposted it on my wall. To me everyone has their own opinion. We need to respect each other, we are nothing in the eyes of Allah if no iman truly faith . This is the culture of Malaysia. We have 3 races, almost 70% Malay, 20% Chinese and the rest Indian and other races. Even though we have different languages, different cultures, different skins, different religions but we live in harmony because we respect each other. There are definitely problems but few.
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Salam, I'm from Malaysia. I'm not triggered at all. I'm cool with it, hey... Life is hard enough, why so serious, just chill ok.
CONFESSION TIME! ... 😂🫶
I'm more into skincare than makeup. My "makeup routine" is literally... tinted lip balm 💄, sunscreen ☀️, and sometimes a tiny bit of eyeliner... so tiny you probably won't even notice it. 😂
Tbh, my makeup skills are really bad... and I'm totally okay with that. I just love a simple, healthy & clean look. ❤️
But I seriously admire women who are amazing at makeup. Like... WOW. 🤯 The transformation is unreal. Beautiful, elegant, sometimes even super $exy. Mad respect. 👏✨
Now... since everyone's talking about preferences, here's mine. 😝
💕 I find tan skin really attractive. It gives off that healthy, masculine vibe. Super fair? Not really my type... but hey, I know Korean celebrities have millions of fans, especially here in Malaysia. No hate at all ya. Different people, different taste. 😅🫶
💪 I do exercising, so I appreciate a man who looks fit. Not overly muscular until he can't scratch his own back. 😂 Just healthy and active. I mean, Overly muscular body like a bodybuilding gold medalist. 😬
🙈 And pls... don't be offended... but a big belly is a huge turn-off for me. Hahaha. Sorry guys....
😏 Oh... and here's my "unpopular opinion"...
A clean shaved bald head? YES. 🤭 Not "bald in the middle"... I mean completely smooth, shiny, with a nicely shaped head. I actually think that's really $exy. 😍✨
And finally... the ultimate weakness... 🫠
A man who smiles a lot, with clean white teeth, a little pointy canines... OMG... that's enough to melt my heart. 🫠 😍
At the end of the day, attraction is personal. We all have different preferences, and that's okay. No judging, no body shaming. Just sharing what makes my heart smile.✌️ 🤍
*most importantly... beautiful akhlaq & a heart that fears Allah. That is the most priceless. ❤️
Now your turn... what's one physical feature you secretly find attractive? 😝👇
@AbdulaziZ72063520
Bruhh why 😂
@Rifat21649713
If you want to be a good friend, come to the inbox🥀🥰
@multidimensionalsoul

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@Yamusah
I and my bro may good give as long live and good health to everyone not only the two of us.
@Samreen_Aqeel
The ocean reminds me that peace is often found in the deepest places....😌
@Nikhat78703929
The fastest thing on Muzz is the speed at which conversations become one-sided.🤣🤣
@Samreen_Aqeel
Admiring the way like there is nothing else to watch....❤️🔥
@TweetyPie
Just light humour to start the week. 😭😂