Fun and Games

🏠..if your house is cold stand in the corner..🌡️ it's always 90 degrees there

🦄A woman fainted on the merry-go-round 🎠.. don't worry, she'll come around

☕This coffee tastes like dirt..it was ground a few minutes ago ..🏜️

..was going to tell you a joke on retirement 🦽..it won't work

🪮🏭There was a theft at the wig factory..police are combing 🚨the area..🚔

🤜🏼💥🐻🦷What do you call a bear whose teeth were knocked out? A gummy bear

Y’all the number was 124

Smh 😑

I met this person by the Liffey for tea.
A drunk Irish guy passes by and addresses him “another Brazilian g@y!” and sits next to us full on chatting. (The person i was meeting was not from Brazil)
It was damn hard not to laugh!
The guy was trying his best to stay composed and make it safe for me.

The drunk man then says to me, pointing to my laptop, “thats mine”. I wanted him to leave and I said “would you please excuse us”
He goes “Jeeeeeeeez your voice is fxucked”
I went silent and this far from crying now!
He handled the drunk guy so well and somehow made him leave and reassured me later there was nothing wrong with my voice.
Felt like being in an Adam Sandler movie!