Fun and Games

🔮What do you call a fat psychic?.. a four chin teller

..was running a dating service for 🐔 chickens..but I was struggling to make hens meet

✊🏼What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? 🥤Wataaa!!

🍰Why should you never date a baker? ...🥖 they're too kneady

🍅Why did the tomato turn red? .. because it saw the salad dressing 👗🥗🩲

..was going to tell a joke about a broken clock..but it's not the right time🕰️

🧊Why are skeletons so calm, cool and collected?.. because 🩻 nothing gets under their skin ☠️

.🪨.have a joke about archaeologists.🛘.but you probably wouldn't dig it🪏

⌚What happens when you wear your watch on a plane?🛫 ..time flies

...🦵🏼.am so excited about the amateur autopsy club I joined over the weekend 🔪.. Tuesday is open Mike night🎤