Fun and Games
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The place for word games and fun!
✊🏼Knock knock🚪...You: Who's there? Me: Control freak..now ask me 'control freak who?'
💸🦾I spent a lot of time, effort and resources child-proofing my 🏡 house..but they still manage to get in
🔬🥼 Scientific discovery just revealed a food that greatly reduces s e x drive ⚗️🧪🧫.. it's called wedding 🍰 cake..
🔫🤠 What's the difference between an outlaw and a in-law? Outlaws are wanted
🚨🚔..Haraam Police caught a devil..🐐..got him on possession 💉🔥💊
“Unlimited Access”
Jade Processing System
“You can call me anytime. No limit. I’ll answer.”
“I’m always here if you need anything.”
“I’ll give you everything you want.”
“Let’s travel the world together. Pick any country you want.”
My brain 🧠 : Access granted. Engagement probability: critically low.
The moment someone becomes emotionally available, my mind initiates a cost-benefit analysis instead of emotional dependence.
Under what conditions would access be utilized? • Emergency • Real necessity • Absolute last resort
When was the last time I genuinely relied on someone?
System error: record not found.
Final Outcome: Unlimited access. Zero utilization.
A beautiful offer, statistically destined to expire untouched.
..😁🏞️never knew what happiness was until marriage🌄..⚡🌧️...🌪️now it's too late..
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