Fun and Games

🦜👤A man walked into a store with a parrot on his shoulder..someone asked, 'Does the animal talk?' .. the parrot answered, 'I don't know.'

🛋️Laziness pays now..hard work pays later💸

🏠 What's the name of a man no arms no legs in front of your door?🚪Matt

🛟 What's the name of a man no arms no legs floating in a pool? Bob ⚓

🏠..if your house is cold stand in the corner..🌡️ it's always 90 degrees there

🦄A woman fainted on the merry-go-round 🎠.. don't worry, she'll come around

☕This coffee tastes like dirt..it was ground a few minutes ago ..🏜️

..was going to tell you a joke on retirement 🦽..it won't work

🪮🏭There was a theft at the wig factory..police are combing 🚨the area..🚔

🤜🏼💥🐻🦷What do you call a bear whose teeth were knocked out? A gummy bear