Fun and Games

Looking for serious relationship partners for marriage and family 💍❤️

🥣Wifey: You're so dumb someone said 'it's chilly outside' then you ran out with a bowl and a spoon..Hubby: What's 1+1? Your IQ

🏖️🐋Wifey: You're so fat last time we went to the beach the Greenpeace people tried push you back into the ocean..Hubby: You're so big you lay down on memory foam and it forgets

🪨Wifey: Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all idiots..🥀Hubby: Roses are red violets are blue, of course I am good looking but what the heck happened to you?

Im lazzy/Don't want to make status... 😜

& don't Laugh at me...
Bcoz i know u'll send me comments 😜

I have a few questions for you guys, let me know if you know the answers!

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
2. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Dear future husband,
Come home soon. I've got a lifetime of conversations waiting for you....❤️

Anyone here play mlbb?

Society has conveniently made childlessness a woman's problem.
A couple struggles to conceive--The wife,
She is pitied.
She is blamed.
She is prayed over like she is the problem.
She is sometimes replaced.
But nobody asks about him.
Yet medically, male infertility accounts for nearly half of all infertility cases worldwide.
Some men are even bold enough to suggest getting a woman pregnant before marriage as proof of her fertility.
Sir,
What if YOU are the one shooting blanks?
What if the problem was never hers to begin with?
The womb that hasn't carried a child isn't broken.
It may simply be waiting on Allah's perfect timing.
Or waiting on the right diagnosis for both parties.
Childlessness in marriage is not a woman's burden to carry alone.
It is a shared journey that requires shared accountability.
May Allah bless every home waiting on His miracle. Ameen 🤲
What are your thoughts on this?

When I finally find someone I like, I don't stalk... I conduct a background check 😂🕵️‍♀️