Fun and Games

Lol I think I upset my crush

I showed her my Arby's and she was like give me

And I said marry me

So she goes but you saodbthat would be in a year or so

Yeah I guess you're going to have to wait a year

Well I'm just going to get me a good job and work my *** off I can eat whatever I want I don't need a man

And I'm like well I mean regardless once we're married and living together you wouldn't even be asking me for food you just be taking my food regardless

And she was like well I don't want to get married anymore

And I'm like why cuz I can't do the impossible

Because I'm Petty

She hasn't talked to me all day which is kind of what she does when she's mad at me there's a name for it in the Philippines

Oh my God hell this woman is something else I enjoy her way too much I highly doubt she's going to end our relationships and play because I can't send her my food because she lives in a completely separate country and it would be foible by the time it got to her lol thought you think one of these days after we're married she's probably going to beat me with a sandals because of you

Try to be like pizza in life whether you’re hot or cold people still love you
As for me, I think I’m soup only sick people come looking for me. 😂🍕🍲

🚨🚔When mimes get arrested, is it necessary to tell them 'you have the right to remain silent..'? 🙊👂🏼

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Can I be your friend if you don’t mind
I need friends 😩🥺

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🔌My son used to chew on 💡 electrical cords..⚡then I had to ground him.. he's doing better now currently 💥..and conducting himself properly..👍🏼

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