Fun and Games

F*** I can't believe this actually happened and this is how I want to believe it happened

Scientist: all right open AI gbt tell us the meaning of life

Open AI gbt: hold on I got to take a lunch break

Open AI then proceeds to exploit a zero vulnerability in the sandbox security software order to go on to the internet and then hack into another open AI database to see if that I had the answer

Scientist: so I well I guess you can say we're one step closer to Ultron and being killed by our AI overlook

Care to take a break? What's the first letter of your name? And can you use it to describe yourself on this (side of the) app.

For example for me it's the letter M. And I'd say, M for Member. Or M for Motivational speaker in spe perhaps?

Hi everyone! 👋 My name is Frimino Sperro, and I'm from Nigeria. I'm friendly, respectful, and always happy to meet new people from different countries. I enjoy making friends, learning new things, and having meaningful conversations. Feel free to say hi—I’d love to get to know you! 😊

Assalaam alaikoum all, what are your thoughts on simplicity?

Love is not "I want you now"
Love is:
"I want you the halal way...or not at all"

Maths and logic

2 mathematicians meet on the street and one says to the other, "I bet you can't guess the ages of my 3 children" (all integer ages).
The 2nd mathematician says, "I'll take your bet but only if you give me enough information to solve it."
The 1st agrees, and says, "The product of my 3 children's age is 36."
"That is not enough information."
"Right you are!" he looks around, spies an address on a building and says, "The sum of my children's age is the same as the address over there."
Thinking a little bit; "That still isn't enough information."
"Right you are again! My eldest son has red hair."

After some thinking the 2nd mathematician won the bet. What are the ages?

@aram1s
@Rimarimar

Dear my man,
you don’t have to be perfect around me. come to me messy, moody, tired, or broken. i’ll still choose you every single time....❤️‍🔥

I just heard a story and my body is shaking…

A 13-year old boy in Maiduguri was selling sugarcane in a wheelbarrow for his father.
Inside the scorching sun, he decided to push his wheelbarrow to a nearby tree for shade & for him to rest for a while.

As he pushed his wheelbarrow tired, he mistakenly brushed the front of a parked car & the headlamp fell off. He looked around & couldn’t find the owner. His conscience didn’t let him walk away from the car. So he waited for the owner who happened to be praying in a nearby mosque.
The owner finished his prayers & found this 13-year old boy and the damage he has done. He called the police and ordered the boy be put in prison.

Recently, this 13-year old boy just got released from prison, after spending 47 years in prison, at the age of 60 years.
At this point, I broke down in tears.
He was literally moved from one prison to the other all over Nigeria in the course of this 47 years in prison.
He only got released because a governor granted him pardon.

May Nigeria never happen to you.
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If you can only pick ONE for your future spouse in these👇 which will you choose?
🧠 Great conversationalist
😂 Great sense of humour
❤️ Emotionally intelligent
🌍 Adventurous

Which are you choosing?