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@Tabz7
Random dude outside local shops
Him: is your name zubeida (in a drowsy voice)
Me : no
Him: you sure?
Me: yeh
Short pause
Him: she used to do my homework for me. You look bare like her ya know. You sure you aint her.
Me: walks away cos apparently i dunno who i am anymore.
Are this the new pickup lines. Bare in mind the kid prolly like 18 years younger than me and spurting nonsense while i wait for my mum who he can clearly see. In the rain too so im already pissed. See him today saying the same line to another grown ahh woman lol. Still aint worked.