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I tried! Years on years on this stupid app, time slipping away! I'm getting a boyfriend and will beg for forgiveness. I'm not spending my life lonely anymore, y'all have fun doing whatever the hell this is! ✌🏾
Learned how to play mahjong today so I’ll now be accepting allegations of being a grandma 😌
I’m starting classes for anyone that needs it.. first volume of 17.. gl kings
Queens we got you now 🤣
When people know my parents have died etc they dont really show much empathy...one girl at work was saying to a colleague...behind my back, 'oh boo hoo to him' and another person said under their breath....'oooooo' in a very sarcastic tone....the reality is, everyone's parents will die and such heartless evil people...I dont want to imagine what state they'll be in when that time for them will inevitably come. Im learning 99.9% of people are not nice, the other 0.01% is nice either to a limit or just using you.
How long would you give a man to respond to a message? I got a reply back a year later today? Did you get amnesia? Forget how to se your own phone? Your wife came back?
Either ima find an actual soulmate or she gonna make an absolute fool out of me.
Stay tuned for further updates.
i have a one year old sister and need ideas on how to entertain her without a screen. our mom is usually busy cleaning or cooking and my sister is often bored and i wanna entertain her but she doesn’t seem to take to puzzles and i’m out of ideas because every toy we have she doesn’t like. does anyone have ideas i’m not good with kids 😭😭