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Right I will go out this app for 8 days guys...
I got a challenge halal, will be back after
And post more InshaAllah. Id get time to think what to post...everyone share some add me in your dua.
I am at such a threshold...
I want neither the person I talk with to weary me, nor to make me wonder, "What did they mean by that?"... Nor to make me doubt the truth of their words.
I just want everything to be pure, transparent, and full of compassion and love.
Cutting off family/friends who gossip about you and judge you during the hardest season of your life is veryyy valid.
"The Egg" ( ဥ) 😂😂🤣🤣
The rooster from the neighbor's yard,
And the hen in my yard, they fell in love.
As a sweet little proof of their romance,
They left an egg right inside my fence.
That short little guy from next door,
We barely even talked before,
He walked right into my property,
Trying to steal that egg away from me!
The egg was laid inside my zone,
It’s my hen’s egg, I am the one who owns!
But that shorty tried to take it by force,
So we locked horns, and it took a wild course.
Your male rooster cannot lay a thing,
That’s your own problem, and the drama you bring!
If you’re mad about it and you wanna cry,
Go sit on the nest and give it a try!
And that’s how it started, boom!
Total chaos filled up the room.
The relatives, the kids, they all jumped in,
A massive backyard brawl was about to begin.
Pulling on beards, taking hits to the knees,
Man, they beat up that shorty with absolute ease!
With a busted lip and a swollen head,
That short little guy wanted revenge instead.
Since he couldn’t get the egg to take a bite,
He smashed my yard with a slingshot at night!
My poor old hen, she ran out of luck,
So he stabbed his own ox, and the weapon got stuck.
The ox dropped dead, we called the chief of the town,
But the law came in and turned it upside down!
At sixty years old, look at his fate,
Locked up in the stocks at the prison gate.
Getting kicked by Daw Kan, man, what a sight,
It was a brutal, embarrassing plight!
Now his side of the clan and my side of the crew,
Whenever we meet, it’s a giant kung-fu!
Born in the storm, yeah, that is my name,
They locked me up tight, but I wasn't to tame.
The next morning when they set me free,
I went back home with a wild strategy.
That arrogant shorty, his face in my mind,
I couldn't leave the grudge behind.
So I took a lit lantern, gave it a throw,
Right into his garden to start up the show!
And that’s how it started, boom!
Fire and smoke began to consume.
Relatives, kids, better run for your life!
The flames took his house, ending the strife.
But wait a minute, the wind started to blow,
And it spread to my house, oh look at it go!
The whole damn village had to fight the blaze,
It was a total mess for days and days.
A stupid little story of a chicken egg,
Left both of our houses in ashes, I beg.
Lesson well learned, now we're standing tight,
Shoulder to shoulder, no more fight.
The short guy frowned, looked at the yard, and said:
"Next time, just keep those chickens in bed!"