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@Farhana89
When only the hijabis are @ work on saturday✨
@Chandra6351545
I wait for you to come home so we can be together, but if you keep spending all your time out late at night, then what am I to you? Do you want me to cry every night?
😭😭😭 Home love no home dukacita
@Chandra6351545
That’s just how I am, friend: if I have a partner and he hasn't come home yet, I’ll wait by the door and get agitated. If it’s just a casual hangout and he knows when to come back, that’s fine—men need their own time with friends, after all. But if he spends all his time out... well, what about me? Especially if you guys are the type who stay out all night.
@Akib_
There are so many similar post around, does people just copy paste each other's post?
@syedsamiuddin
Hot take: Sushi and matcha are the two most overrated things people pretend to love.
@seeker2024
Try not complaining and having gratitude for few days. You will be surprised with the change!
@zeeshanali786
I told a girl, "I'll pay the rent for your house if you have any problems, but tell me the address."
But she doesn't give the address.
So what does this mean?
@shehnaz9
What makes some Bhagwa guys think they can simply create an account on Jamaa send a DM and expect a response?
They send a random "Hi dear kaisi ho?" N somehow expect a reply.
When even Muslim brother's DMs often go unanswered what exactly makes you think yours will be any different?
There's a difference between shooting your shot and completely ignoring the purpose of a faith based platform.
Peak roadside Romeo energy. 💀💀
@shaz @muzz How many accounts are we supposed to report? We receive dms n comments from them every single day.
@khushiik
Opened my chat requests today and found Primary and Other.
Is this a new feature, or has it been there all along while I was blissfully unaware? 😂
What’s the logic behind the split?
Because… I can see non Muslims in both categories. 🤣😂 I’m clearly missing something. 🤨