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If she wants a man that makes her laugh, she needs to pay for that subscription 💅🏽
@khalid774458
you belong!
@DrSimran
I genuinely don’t understand why so many people treat Jamaa as an extension of Muzz. Even the platforms describe themselves differently.
Muzz: The world’s biggest Muslim dating and marriage app… We created Muzz to help single Muslims find their perfect partner while respecting their religious beliefs.
Jamaa: Looking to make new friends? A brand new social network for you to meet like-minded Muslims nearby.
Surprise!! They’re literally marketed for different purposes.
If you choose to use Jamaa to look for a spouse, that’s completely your choice. But why criticise or police people who are using the platform exactly as it was designed to be used? Not every post, joke, or conversation is a matrimonial audition.
Yes, finding a spouse is a noble intention. I was on Muzz with genuine intentions too. Look where that disappointment brought me. 😭
At this point, I don’t even care about making friends anymore. I just want to exist in my own little corner of the internet, write nonsense, make jokes, and entertain myself. If other people happen to laugh along, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Life already comes with enough responsibilities, expectations, and adulting outside this app. I don’t need strangers importing that same energy into a space where I’m simply trying to unwind.
If my posts aren’t your thing, scroll. If my humour doesn’t land for you, scroll. If you think I’m using Jamaa wrong, scroll. Away. Pew pew. 🔫
What I find amusing is how quickly some people assign hidden motives to complete strangers. If someone says they’re just here to socialise, maybe believe them instead of insisting they’re secretly prospect hunting. Not everyone is looking at every interaction through the lens of marriage. Some people are exactly what they say they are. Not everyone is using Jamaa the way you are.
Stop projecting your intentions onto everyone else. Sometimes a social platform is just… a social platform. And sometimes people are just trying to exist without every joke, post, or conversation being turned into a cry for attention or character assessment or a marriage interview.
Just let people exist. Duh! 🙄
@sijj
What's the nicest thing a man has ever done for you?
I'll go first 🙋🏻♀️
He made sure I didn't end up with him 😂
@t220332
Is Muzz paying for rage baiting here?
@FatimabintAdam
Dating apps rank you
@rash71629
The hardest decisions aren't blocked by confusion—they're delayed by comfort.
We know what we need to do, but delay taking action because we are negotiating with comfort.
@MsCecile
How important is it to you that your future spouse prays their daily Salat?
Could you see yourself being married to someone who is different from you in that regard? Like a person who doesn't pray regularly getting married to someone who always prays for instance.
Or is it best to stick to someone who's like you when it comes to Salat?
@syedm83363373
The modern dating market is broken because it's flooded with egos. Too many women adopt feminism as a personality trait and wonder why men walk away, so men aren't looking for a debate partner. At the same time, too many men refuse to level up financially or emotionally, expecting a traditional woman while bringing absolutely nothing to the table. When women prioritize an ideology and men prioritize their pride over actual effort, both sides stay single.
Feminism promised women independence, but in the dating market, it mostly just gave them an inflated ego that pushes good men away.
It is ironic how modern feminists claim they don't need men, yet spend all their time online complaining about them.
@naqsh0
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